End

and Bertequila will write no more--------hate cars...........

B-day

Happy Birthday, Sister Dee!!!!!!  And a good hamhocking for them whipped pets.............


Sorry, I mean, Whippets........

HEAVEN!!!

My dad retires in 48 days and he has promised to take me to this place.  And I thought the last post showed the world's greatest fire hydrant.  This place is heaven for a small male dog.............I better make sure I have a lot of fluids in me on that day!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!

Wow--now if that ain't the biggest fire hydrant a small male dog ever saw................

POTW

Yes----The Las Cruces Sun-News got it right!!!!!  The picture for their Pet of the Week column on Sept. 3 was none other than the Laughing Chihuahuas---Weetzie and Yours Truly.

You all should save this picture and make it your desktop background.  Not only will it always make you smile when you look at it, but if you do that and forward it to at least 5 friends, one of your fondest wishes will come true--------

Yes, it's true----Bertequila will appear unto you and give you a big Bertie kiss on the tip of your nose!!!!

And if that's not one of your fondest wishes, then go join the Klingon Kat blogosphere.........

Video Treatise

Ham-hocking???????  I'll show you ham-hocking............Watch this video and see the scion of Anton Chico----yes, that's me in the cool biker leathers.....ham-hock the Sharprador..........

Beware whippets and Klingon Kats..............

And that Weetz thinks she's a "surfpunk."

Coup

I am absolutely disgusted and I'm taking over this blog to air my grievances!!!!!

Look at that insipid little puke!!!!!! Everyone thinks he's so cute. Barf, I say!!! Look at the indignities I have to deal with:

Some groomer thinking I'd be cute with ribbons................

Mom's abortive attempt to blow dry my hair...................

And what best exemplifies little cute Bertequila's true nature????? I'll show you:

All that twerp does is growl and bite and hamhock!!!!

So the next time anyone gets all on about cuteness and that garbage---------just show a little Weetz-itude

The Unholy Alliance

Oh Captain, my Captain.

Thou hast entered into an unholy alliance with Klingon Kats Lady GrGr

and Skippy-Kee.

Those evil Klingons slaughter doves in the driveway. They then present them to the Captain for her masticating pleasure.

It makes me so ashamed.......

Mariachihuahua!!!!!!!!!!

So there was this wedding down the road, Anna's daughter Anna, and they had a Mariachi band----and Dad and I couldn't resist.................

Bummer

Gee---Dad called. He saw my wish and blew it all to pieces. Seems sister Dee is coming home from a business trip to tex-ass and stopping on the way home. So my goal to do some serious hamhocking on those supposedly fast whippet cousins will have to wait. Those two won't be no more of a match for the speed of the scion of Anton Chico than Lady GrGr is!!!!!

Big Yippee

YES!!!!!!!!

My sister Dee is coming for a long weekend!!!!

Hope she brings my cousin the Mysty-fied One!!!!

I'll show that whippet FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terror

O M G!!!!!!!

What a terrible storm!!!!!

Scared me worse than the Clovis Kill Center!!!!!!!

Just look at THIS:

That's the road in front of the mud shack--the tree across the street is almost bent all the way over.

We needed a bulldozer to deal with our tree:

What a scary storm---broke the gas line and pulled down the power lines. And worst of all me, Leny, Weets, and Emma had to go to the neighbors across the street and be nice to all the cats........brrrrrrrr

Is it Friday Yet????

I think Leny will be back on Friday. Is it Friday Yet????????

Because if it is, this will be Saturday!!!!!!!

Come Home

LENY!!!!!!!

Please Hurry Home!!!!

Blue Monday

My Sharprador went to Dad's for the week and I'm sad and lonely,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

4th of July

Sometimes that Leny just cracks me up!!!

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY

Top Dog

Just in Case anyone forgets who's Top Dog!!!!!!

(With a very gentle hamhocking)

Notice that Leny looks a little awed in the background, as well she should!!!

Sad

We miss our Dad. It's such a long time until next weekend!!

Battle Sequence

Cat in the grass--the mighty hunter lies in ambush

But has she met her match??? The scion of Anton Chico arrives

Totally defeated!!!!

And a good tail-snacking to celebrate VICTORY!!!!

Sunbathing

What's the point of living in the desert if you can't work on your tan????

Morning

Jeez that desert morning sun is awful bright!!!!!!!!

Getting Even

With Cousin Esmerelda looking on, I get even----this shot is just as I move in for a wicked hamhocking of Seymour!!!! Just dig my pearly whites!!!!

(BTW, none of these shots have been Photo Shopped nor have they added effects.)

No Panic

Sometimes Cousin Seymour gets a little weird, you know what I mean??

Early Halloween

Doesn't Cousin Seymour look like he's got them false choppers you use for Halloween??

Hugs and Kisses

I love Leny and she loves ME!!!!!!!

poetry

Hey---I'm doing an Alan Ginsberg poem!!!!!!!!!

HOWL

Nap

"I'm a sleepy time baby, a sleepy time boy

Work only maybe, life is a joy

We'll have a sleepy time time,

...Sleepy time time all the time...."

Jack Bruce CREAM

Question

How many bone turks are left??????????

Sad Day

Weets and I are very sad today. We can't visit Arizona because we are both mongrels and DON'T have papers!!!!!

DAMMIT

Well those humans did it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! Locked me and the pack in the crate and went traipsing off to the Chihuahuan Desert Nature Park for some event called "Evening in the Desert." There is a reason it's called "Chihuahuan", people---it's named after the mighty race of Anton Chico!!! Last time they took Weets. This time they left us all home while they saw scorpions (they glow under black light), a display on meteor craters, even rattlesnakes!!!! What, don't they think I could hold my own against one????????

Speaks for Itself

All I can say is---

TA DA!!!!!!!

Smallest and Meanest

There comes a time in the life of any small dog when it becomes necessary to make sure others in the pack respect your space. Here the mighty scion of Anton Chico prevents a predatory Cousin Seymour and a wicked Sharprador named Leny from depriving him of his cherished chip turk......Take special note of the sweet strong voice of this magnificent specimen.......

vacation

Sorry to all--I've been a laxahuahua this past week----no posts. I did a video and it just won't load to this blog. So please be patient and I'll try to get it up this week-end. Me, the rest of the crew, and Lady GRGR are going to spend the next two week in windy flat Clovis with our dad. I'm sure that will give me plenty to blog about..................LOL