End

and Bertequila will write no more--------hate cars...........

B-day

Happy Birthday, Sister Dee!!!!!!  And a good hamhocking for them whipped pets.............


Sorry, I mean, Whippets........

HEAVEN!!!

My dad retires in 48 days and he has promised to take me to this place.  And I thought the last post showed the world's greatest fire hydrant.  This place is heaven for a small male dog.............I better make sure I have a lot of fluids in me on that day!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!

Wow--now if that ain't the biggest fire hydrant a small male dog ever saw................

POTW

Yes----The Las Cruces Sun-News got it right!!!!!  The picture for their Pet of the Week column on Sept. 3 was none other than the Laughing Chihuahuas---Weetzie and Yours Truly.

You all should save this picture and make it your desktop background.  Not only will it always make you smile when you look at it, but if you do that and forward it to at least 5 friends, one of your fondest wishes will come true--------

Yes, it's true----Bertequila will appear unto you and give you a big Bertie kiss on the tip of your nose!!!!

And if that's not one of your fondest wishes, then go join the Klingon Kat blogosphere.........

Video Treatise

Ham-hocking???????  I'll show you ham-hocking............Watch this video and see the scion of Anton Chico----yes, that's me in the cool biker leathers.....ham-hock the Sharprador..........

Beware whippets and Klingon Kats..............

And that Weetz thinks she's a "surfpunk."

Coup

I am absolutely disgusted and I'm taking over this blog to air my grievances!!!!!

Look at that insipid little puke!!!!!! Everyone thinks he's so cute. Barf, I say!!! Look at the indignities I have to deal with:

Some groomer thinking I'd be cute with ribbons................

Mom's abortive attempt to blow dry my hair...................

And what best exemplifies little cute Bertequila's true nature????? I'll show you:

All that twerp does is growl and bite and hamhock!!!!

So the next time anyone gets all on about cuteness and that garbage---------just show a little Weetz-itude